Scary MoVieMay 11, 2013
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their newborn son home from the hospital. With the help of home-surveillance cameras and a team of experts, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.
Release Year: 2013
Rating: 4.0/10 (5,624 voted)
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.
Evil is coming. Bring protection.
Filming Locations: Atlanta, Georgia, USA
Box Office Details
Opening Weekend: $14,157,367
(12 April 2013)
(23 April 2013)
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