The Catechism Cataclysm

Plot

Father William Smoortser drops his bible into a toilet at a rest stop just before embarking on a day-long canoe trip, breaking loose all glorious hell.

Release Year: 2011

Rating: 5.6/10 (164 voted)

Critic's Score: 47/100

Director:
Todd Rohal

Stars: Steve Little, Robert Longstreet, Wally Dalton

Storyline
Father William Smoortser drops his bible into a toilet at a rest stop just before embarking on a day-long canoe trip, breaking loose all glorious hell.

Cast:

Steve Little
–

Father William

Robert Longstreet
–

Robbie Shoemaker

Wally Dalton
–

Father O'Herlihey

Ann Maddox
–

Huckleberry Finn

Koko Lanham
–

Tom Sawyer

Rico A. Comic
–

Jim

Jay Wesley Cochran
–

Depressed Businessman

Joe Ivy
–

Canoe Shop Owner

Barbara Pomer
–

Milagros Maria

Enrique Olguin
–

Miguel

Alice Bridgforth
–

Parishoner

Garrett Cantrell
–

Rest Stop Family

Sadie Cantrell
–

Rest Stop Family

Derek Erdman
–

Hoodlum

Judy Findlay
–

Elderly Shopper

Taglines:
God will fuck you up.

Details

Official Website:
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Release Date: 19 October 2011

Filming Locations: Seattle, Washington, USA

Gross: $1,933
(USA)
(23 October 2011)

User Review

Pointless

Rating: 3/10


I really wanted to laugh and I did at the first scene with the old lady
with the gun and the narration by Father Billy telling a story to his
parishioners. Unfortunately, it's all down hill from there.

The good father takes a vacation with a guy(Robbie) from his school
days on a canoe down a river. Robbie had dated the priests sister many
years earlier. While rafting they exchange stories which go nowhere and
stop ashore to drink beer. Then two Asian women appear with a man they
call Tom Sawyer and we quickly turn from comedy to science fiction. No
need to give away the ending, suffice it to say that it is completely
ridiculous. What could have been an interesting movie is just a waste
of time.