Conan the Barbarian

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The tale of Conan the Cimmerian and his adventures across the continent of Hyboria on a quest to avenge the murder of his father and the slaughter of his village.

Release Year: 2011

Rating: 5.2/10 (34,484 voted)

Critic's Score: 36/100

Marcus Nispel

Stars: Jason Momoa, Ron Perlman, Rose McGowan

A quest that begins as a personal vendetta for the fierce Cimmerian warrior soon turns into an epic battle against hulking rivals, horrific monsters, and impossible odds, as Conan realizes he is the only hope of saving the great nations of Hyboria from an encroaching reign of supernatural evil.

Writers: Thomas Dean Donnelly, Joshua Oppenheimer


Jason Momoa


Stephen Lang

Khalar Zym

Rachel Nichols


Ron Perlman


Rose McGowan


Bob Sapp


Leo Howard

Young Conan

Steven O'Donnell


Nonso Anozie


Raad Rawi


Laila Rouass


Saïd Taghmaoui


Milton Welsh


Borislav Iliev

Wild Man

Nathan Jones



Official Website:
Lionsgate [United States] |
Official site [France] |

Release Date: 19 August 2011

Filming Locations: Bistriza, Bulgaria

Box Office Details

Budget: $70,000,000


Opening Weekend: $10,021,215
(21 August 2011)
(3015 Screens)

Gross: $21,270,904
(2 October 2011)

Technical Specs


Did You Know?


Dolph Lundgren, then Mickey Rourke were in talks to play Corin, Conan's father, but Rourke turned it down to do
Immortals before Ron Perlman was cast.


Plot holes:
With no apparent way of knowing where Conan's ship has laid anchor, and with no way of knowing that Tamara would be on land with Conan and not still aboard the ship, Zim's soldiers nevertheless are able to set up a perfect ambush to try and capture Tamara after she leaves Conan's chamber and wanders through the forest.


You have a name?

Tamara Amalia Jorvi-Karashan. And yours?


Conan… that's it?

How many names do I need?

User Review

The Terrible Wrath of Darkest Gods

Rating: 2/10

Director Marcus Nispel is undoubtedly the long-lost offspring of trash
master and fellow German, Uwe Boll, as this film is so profoundly awful
on every level that it's hard to think that it wasn't intentionally
made this way.

Remarkably, the movie gets bad immediately and stays that way. One of
its most jarring aspects is that it begins with Morgan Freeman's
narration, which sounds so utterly out of place, with his comforting,
slightly Southern drawl the total opposite of everything bloody and
Cimmerian, that it instantly comes across like self-parody, as if we
were seeing some schticky Mel Brooks interpretation after the fact.
This ham-handed disregard for appropriate tone haunts every frame of
the film.

The story fails to find the real Conan — who in Robert E. Howard's
stories is a smart, tough, brutal survivor — and instead seems to
reveal to us the underwhelming idea that Conan's just another hunky
sword dude with a knack for slaughter.

The script inconsistently sticks to any epic poetic flair in the
dialog, so that when such words are delivered, they feel forced and
flat. The noted line "I live, I love, I slay, and I am content," is
meted out with such lack of panache or feeling that I wanted to wash
out Jason Momoa's mouth with soap, right after forcing him to watch
Schwarzenegger — not a great actor, by any means — deliver the
unforgettable tagline: "To crush your enemies, drive them before you,
and to hear the lamentation of their women." But then again, John
Milius bothered to direct his actors.

Stephen Lang (Colonel Quaritch of "Avatar") is the half-assed villain
Khalar Zym, who inspires zero awe and no respect on his whatever quest
for some supernatural thingy, which is such an afterthought that you
constantly forget about it. And post plastic-surgery Rose McGowan as
his witchy daughter Marique is so outrageously goth that you half-wish
for a Sisters of Mercy musical cue every time she steps on camera; if
only her performance received the same attention as her over-the-top
costumes. Ron Perlman, as Conan's father, is simply wasted. Weep!

I'm totally sick of the short-attention-span style of storytelling. The
filmmakers are so afraid that if some big action sequence doesn't occur
every ten minutes, that we'll be bored; and of course, this quickly has
the opposite effect, as we instead become bored from so much pointless,
poorly shot and edited action unsupported by character or story. Video
games often have more character development than this film, and yes,
I'm specifically thinking of the comparatively Shakespearean struggles
portrayed in Donkey Kong.

I bestowed two stars on this flick, as the second is for unintentional
hilarity, of which the film has much. Its hyperbolic Hyborian
cartoonishness makes you either wince or chuckle derisively. Hopefully,
as many heads as roll on screen will also roll in Hollywood for this
abortive, dreadful garbage.

Perhaps the noble Conan will someday get his proper due in a modern
film. But not today.