Antfarm Dickhole

January 3, 2011 0 By Fans
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Antfarm Dickhole

Plot

Hailed as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body…

Release Year: 2011

Rating: 1.4/10 (38 voted)

Director:
Bill Zebub

Stars: Rich Carucci, Lindsey Graham, Adam Kuligowski

Storyline
Hailed as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful.

Cast:

Rich Carucci

Ant-toin


Lindsey Graham

Mary-Ant


Adam Kuligowski

Bully #1


Angelina Martin

Ant-Gela


Jessica Mazo

Ant_Drea


Mike Nastri

Ant-Drew


Steve Nebesni

Detective


Tara Rose

Scientist


David M. Sitbon

Teacher


Alan Tecchio

Bully #2


Taylor Trash

Antomologist


Bill Zebub

Ant-Thony

Taglines:
He's Got Ants in His Pants



Details

Official Website:
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Release Date: 3 Jan 2011



Box Office Details

Budget: $6,000

(estimated)



User Review

Brilliantly horrible

Rating:


For a B, or even a D movie that this is, there are some wonderful
aspects to such a low budget, poorly acted movie as this. First, the
plot is original and hilarious. Second, it has just what D movies are
made for: lots of people dying, and lots of naked women. Third, it has
one of the most obvious and offensive titles ever. Fourth, everyone's
name and many of the words have "ant" substituted in it, such as "ant-
nihilation" instead of "annihilation" and "ant-ticlimatic" instead of
"anticlimactic". Fifth, the dialogue surrounding evolution and
relationships is very well written and deep; juxtaposed against the
poor acting and strange script makes it stick out and brilliant.

These actors own the terribleness of the story line, the people dying
own being eaten alive by ants, all the while centralizing around a man
masturbating a lot and shooting ants from his penis to get revenge. Oh,
and the girls in the bikinis are the smartest people in the film?
Classic.