The Lazarus Papers

January 3, 2010 0 By Fans
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Plot

Lonny Smith, a young man with a suitcase full of money, who might drop dead at any moment is searching for love with each dying breath even if he has to pay for it… 

Release Year: 2010

Rating: 2.7/10 (439 voted)

Director:
Jeremiah Hundley

Stars: Danny Trejo, Gary Daniels, Krystal Vee

Storyline
Lonny Smith, a young man with a suitcase full of money, who might drop dead at any moment is searching for love with each dying breath even if he has to pay for it…

 

Cast:

Danny Trejo

Aroon


Gary Daniels

Sebastian Riker


Krystal Vee

Nana


John Edward Lee

Lonny Smith


Tommy 'Tiny' Lister

Tiny Delaney


Bai Ling

Kyo


Damon Whitaker

Dock Bagley


Winston Sefu

Doctor Pong


Jeremiah Hundley

Kajan


Jiradej Tangdumrongtham

Buisnessman


Vrinda Benedict

Jade


Adrian Bowden

Gan
/
Aroon's Double


Kitiya Chaiyapan

Amelia Korakoad


Pornkamol Chatchawalthanathat

Riow


Thanida Chuansa-Ard

Soup Lady

Release Date: 3 Jan 2010

Filming Locations: Bangkok, Thailand



Box Office Details

Budget: $3,500,000

(estimated)



Technical Specs

Runtime:

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User Review

Bad scripted ridiculous B movie – Detour and evade

Rating:


Wow, another drive you crazy DVD rental that wants you to pick up in
the video stores and cheat you to waste several $s and a section of
your lifetime that you could never get back. The screenplay is so
stupid and ridiculous. The Latino actor who played in the "Machete" has
become so popular and he's so smart to cash in while he's still hot or
lukewarm. This time, he played a tribal magician who could heal the
blind and could see his massacred tribal people…. Give me a break.

I simply couldn't find any excuse to watch along after 20 minutes. The
scenario is so stupid and the acting…!? The reason why I still want
to write a review is because I consider myself a good Samaritan, I
don't want you to waste your hard earned money to waste on this
pathetic movie.