Stan HelsingMarch 25, 2010
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend …
Release Year: 2009
Rating: 3.5/10 (4,942 voted)
Stars: Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' – detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.
(as Twan Holiday)
The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.
Release Date: 25 March 2010
Filming Locations: Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
(4 September 2011)
Did You Know?
Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in
Freddy vs. Jason, while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.
When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked.
[picking up a ringing phone]
Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
What do I recommend? Well… "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.
Oh my God……
I think these guys don't even try anymore to make not a funny one, but
even watchable movie anymore….
There is no need of spoilers or taking even a deeper look at this
''movie''. There is no plot not script no acting, nothing really
present that this would qualify this as an actual movie.
When i sat down to see this movie i knew about what i was going to see.
A cheap laugh. But as i realized i noticed that a actually barely
smiled during the movie. I spend most of my time looking at my watch
wandering when the movie is going to end. Anyway…
One hint to the producers…
STOP MAKING THIS TRASH ANYMORE. I am not an American, but i would
personally be very offended if this kind of movies are supposed to
reflect the cultural level of young American people.