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Stan Helsing

Still of Leslie Nielsen in Stan HelsingStill of Ken Kirzinger and Ben Cotton in Stan HelsingStill of Kenan Thompson, Steve Howey, Desi Lydic and Diora Baird in Stan HelsingStill of Kenan Thompson and Steve Howey in Stan Helsing

Plot

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend …

Release Year: 2009

Rating: 3.5/10 (4,942 voted)

Director:
Bo Zenga

Stars: Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson

Storyline
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' – detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.

Cast:

Steve Howey

Stan Helsing


Diora Baird

Nadine


Kenan Thompson

Teddy


Desi Lydic

Mia


Leslie Nielsen

Kay


Kit Zenga

Orphan


Darren Moore

Crazy


Twan Holliday

Pleatherface

(as Twan Holiday)


Ben Cotton

Fweddy


Travis MacDonald

Hitcher


Lee Tichon

Michael Crier


Ken Kirzinger

Mason


Charles Zuckermann

Needlehead


Jeff Gulka

Lucky


Chad Krowchuk

Sully

Taglines:
The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.



Details

Official Website:
Official site |

Release Date: 25 March 2010

Filming Locations: Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

Gross: €806,509
(Italy)
(4 September 2011)



Technical Specs

Runtime:


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USA:
(edited version)



Did You Know?

Trivia:

Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in
Freddy vs. Jason, while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.

Goofs:

Continuity:
When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked.

Quotes:

Stan Helsing:
[picking up a ringing phone]
Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]

Stan Helsing:
Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]

Stan Helsing:
What do I recommend? Well… "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]

Stan Helsing:
Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.



User Review

Oh my God……

Rating: 1/10


I think these guys don't even try anymore to make not a funny one, but
even watchable movie anymore….

There is no need of spoilers or taking even a deeper look at this
''movie''. There is no plot not script no acting, nothing really
present that this would qualify this as an actual movie.

When i sat down to see this movie i knew about what i was going to see.
A cheap laugh. But as i realized i noticed that a actually barely
smiled during the movie. I spend most of my time looking at my watch
wandering when the movie is going to end. Anyway…

One hint to the producers…

STOP MAKING THIS TRASH ANYMORE. I am not an American, but i would
personally be very offended if this kind of movies are supposed to
reflect the cultural level of young American people.