Nude Nuns with Big Guns

January 3, 2010 0 By Fans
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Plot

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy.

Release Year: 2010

Rating: 3.8/10 (2,427 voted)

Director:
Joseph Guzman

Stars: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D'Marco

Storyline
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.

Writers: Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II

Cast:

Asun Ortega

Sister Sarah


David Castro

Chavo


Perry D'Marco

Father Carlittos


Maxie J. Santillan Jr.

Mr. Foo


Ivet Corvea

Mistress Charlotte


Aycil Yeltan

Sister Angelina


Emma Messenger

Mother Magda


Bill Oberst Jr.

Brother John


Maz Siam

Father Bernardo


Xango Henry

Kickstand


Robert Rexx

Half-Breed


Jessica Elder

Beverly


Alfonso Castro

Father Frank


Jose Martinez

Chinaco


Rene Arreola

Lobo

Taglines:
This Sister Is One Bad Mother



Details

Official Website:
Official site |

Release Date: 3 Jan 2010

Filming Locations: Highland, California, USA



Box Office Details

Budget: $85,000

(estimated)

Goofs:

Revealing mistakes:
When Chavo visits Mother Magda, Father Carlito's dead body is breathing.

Quotes:

Sister Sarah:
There is no penance for the hellbound.



User Review

Don't watch if you have absolutely no sense of humour!

Rating: 10/10


I thought this film was brilliant!!! So there wasn't much of a plot but
so what? It's clearly meant to be a comedy, so if you can't laugh at
the church then don't watch it. Another plus was the ridiculous amount
of nudity, if you had a shot of whiskey every time you saw boobs, you'd
be unconscious by the end of the film. So basically, if you like films
with a lot of nudity, a lot of guns, no plot and that pokes fun at
catholics, then this is the film for you! The title promises nude nuns
with big guns, and that's exactly what it delivers. If you can't tell
from the title that it's not the film for you, then you deserve to not
enjoy it. I gave this film a 10 to annoy all the people who gave it a 1
and have no sense of humour. =D