Birdemic: Shock and Terror

January 3, 2010 0 By Fans
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Plot

A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died. It's not known what caused the flying menace to attack. Two people managed to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?

Release Year: 2010

Rating: 2.0/10 (2,262 voted)

Director:
James Nguyen

Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Tippi Hedren

Storyline
A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died. It's not known what caused the flying menace to attack. Two people managed to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?

Cast:

Alan Bagh

Rod


Whitney Moore

Nathalie


Tippi Hedren

Julie McNeal

(archive footage)


Rick Camp

Dr. Jones


Patsy van Ettinger

Nat's Mom

(as Patsy vanEttinger)


Colton Osborne

Tony


Damien Carter

Nightclub Singer


Danny Webber

Rick


Catherine Batcha

Becky


Laura Cassidy

TV Anchor


Janae Caster

Susan


James Z. Feng

Executive John Lee


Stephen Gustavson

Tree Hugger


Milan Lee

Solar Salesman


Steve McMoy

Robert Perkins

Taglines:
Who will survive? (DVD)



Details

Official Website:
Official site |

Release Date: 3 Jan 2010

Filming Locations: Cameron's Restaurant and Inn – 1410 Cabrillo Highway South, Half Moon Bay, California, USA



Box Office Details

Budget: $10,000

(estimated)



Technical Specs

Runtime:

USA:



Did You Know?

Trivia:

When this film was rejected from the Sundance Film Festival, James Nguyen promoted his film by putting banners, fake blood, and fake birds all over his van. He would drive around to advertise until it caught the attention of Severin Films, which then distributed this film.

Quotes:

Dr. Jones:
It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.



User Review

The worst film made by anyone, ever, at anytime

Rating: 1/10


There are no words that come to mind after seeing this film. Travesty,
horrific, absurd, ridiculous, and mind-numbingly stupid all come to
mind but none of 'em quite describe just how awful this "film" really
is. To see where everyone went wrong, let's break it down!

1. It takes 45 minutes until the actual plot begins to develop. By this
time, the majority of viewers have fallen asleep or have taken their
own lives.

2. The actor who plays Rod, Alan Bagh. He makes me miss Nicholas Cage.
NO NOT THE BEES!!! AHHHH!!!

3. The birds. What do they do exactly? Nothing. The birds come down and
fly directly in front of the victims face. Then they die for reasons
only criminally insane director James Nguyen knows. God help us.

4. Read my parental advisory

5. "Hey I thought I told you to stand back. These birds are
contaminated"

6. What is wrong with Rod's friend? And why can't he get a good looking
girlfriend?

7. The dialogue. It's like watching a poorly translated foreign film.
"I like you and because you are pretty to me" "I thank you this words
they make me happy" "Yaaaaaayyy…"

8. This quote: "Why would birds do something like that? Why would they
just attack" "……I don't know"

——-The good?

1. Thank god for Whitney Moore in lingerie. The only believable thing
about this movie was that she got a job at Victoria's Secret.

And that's my review. Go see it. I guarantee you will never see a worse
film.