G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

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An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer.

Release Year: 2009

Rating: 5.7/10 (74,521 voted)

Critic's Score: 32/100

Stephen Sommers

Stars: Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans

Two soldiers stationed in Kazahkstan (Captain Duke Hauser and his partner "Ripcord") are ordered to transport special warheads created by MARS, an arms' manufacturer controlled by James McCullen. When they are attacked by thieves (led by Anastasia DeCobray, with whom Duke has history), they are saved by a top secret, international special forces unit known as "G.I. Joe". The leader of G.I. Joe, General Abernathy (or Hawk) is on the trail of the thieves: an evil organization called "Cobra". While Duke and Ripcord train to join the Joes, McCullen ("Destro") is secretly working for Cobra and plotting to recapture his metal-eating "Nanomite" warheads. Duke and Ripcord (with help from Heavy Duty, Snake Eyes, and the rest of the Joes) must prove that they are Real American Heroes — by stopping the launch of these warheads before Cobra uses them to take over the world.

Writers: Stuart Beattie, David Elliot


Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Heavy Duty

Christopher Eccleston


Grégory Fitoussi

Baron de Cobray

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The Doctor

Leo Howard

Young Snake Eyes

Karolina Kurkova

Cover Girl

Byung-hun Lee

Storm Shadow

Sienna Miller


David Murray

James McCullen – 1641

Rachel Nichols


Kevin J. O'Connor

Dr. Mindbender

Gerald Okamura

Hard Master

Ray Park

Snake Eyes

Jonathan Pryce

U.S. President

Dennis Quaid

General Hawk

Evil Never Looked So Good


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Release Date: 7 August 2009

Filming Locations: Arctic

Box Office Details

Budget: $175,000,000


Opening Weekend: $54,713,046
(9 August 2009)
(4007 Screens)

Gross: $302,469,017

Technical Specs


Did You Know?


Heavy Duty was originally named Lamont Morris, but the name was changed to Hershel Dalton. However, his code number ("807-46-LM65") contains Morris' initials to honour him.


Factual errors:
When Duke and Rex are in their dress blues, both have the rank of Major. In the firefight, the rank on Rex's hat is Corporal. Throughout the movie, Duke is called Captain, not Major.


[first lines]

Bastille Prison Warden:
James McCullen, you Scottish pig, you've been found guilty of treason for the sale of military arms to the enemies of our Lord, King Louis XIII, even whilst you sold arms to our Lord himself.

James McCullen – 1641:
Your king is a vile bag of filth who murders his own allies. I should have charged him double.

Bastille Prison Warden:
You tried to overthrow the Crown in conspiracy with its enemies.

James McCullen – 1641:
Unlike your simpleton king, his enemies know that is the true McCullen destiny not simple to supply arms, but to run the wars!

Bastille Prison Warden:
Do you anything else to say before the sentence is carried out?

User Review

The Critics should remove the Stick!

Rating: 7/10

I just saw G.I. Joe, and I must say that I actually enjoyed it. This is
NOT a masterpiece. This is a fun, Summer action flick. The so-called
professional critics who obviously miss that point do not deserve their
cushy jobs. The action is unbelievable, non-stop, breathless, and
requires a total suspension of disbelief. The critics that have a
problem with that should remember one thing. This is a movie based on a
cartoon that's sole purpose was to sell a set of toys to 5-12 year old
boys. Nothing more. Expecting "War and Peace" from this source material
shows a lack of insight and intelligence from most of the reviews that
I have read. If you like action films, you will enjoy this one. If you
want angst-ridden characters stopping every five minutes to discuss
their feelings… pull the stick out and move along to a sappy
low-budget romance; this isn't your kind of film.