Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield…
Release Year: 1995
Rating: 5.6/10 (10,952 voted)
Stars: Damon Wayans, Michael Ironside, Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow
Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job – commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the corp with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the corp who has just started the believe in him, or will he find out that killin' ain't much of a livin'?
Writers: Joe Connelly, Bob Mosher
Maj. Benson Payne
Lt. Col. Stone
Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow
(as Joda Blare-Hershman)
Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne
Cadet Sgt. Johnson
Wellington Cadet Captain
Joshua Todd Diveley
Robert Faraoni Jr.
Smart Ass Soldier
He's looking for a few good men… or a few guys old enough to shave.
Release Date: 24 March 1995
Filming Locations: Ashland, Virginia, USA
Did You Know?
In one scene, Major Payne tells the children, "Now apparently, what we have here, is a failure to communicate!" This is a famous quote taken from the movie Cool Hand Luke
They should have been in their PT outfit when doing PT.
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
Be advised, ladies, we are going to WIN the Virginia Military Games this year! You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! India! November! GET USED TO THE SOUND OF THAT WORD!
[and later, as he's introducing the cadets to their new, off-campus quarters]
Major Benson Winifred Payne:
A squad that lives together, wins together! UNITY, turds: that is the key word in UNIT, without the "Y!"
Unbeatable comedy for the right person in the right frame of mind.
You can pick up two things from reading other IMDb users' comments about
this movie: 1) It's not for everyone so chances are you'll either love it
hate it, and 2) The frequency with which someone adds a comment is slowly
increasing over time. Both these things lead me to imagine that Major
has all the makings of a great cult comedy in the truest meaning of that
If I were to offer anyone advice it would be to watch the first ten
of the film next time it's on TV. If the style of humour seems amusing to
you, settle in for the ride and you'll probably be laughing out loud a
If it seems dumb and you don't get it, cut your losses, switch right off
do something more productive with your time, that way you'll be spared an
experience you won't enjoy. It's really that simple in this
Me? I had thought from the trailers it was going to be dumb but it came
TV and I started watching. Straightaway I was laughing at the narration,
Payne's excessively 'war-ey' attitude ("The sweet smell of mustard gas"
and his voice, which you will also either love or hate. The Apocalypse
spoof had me hooked… I suspected it was going to be another one of those
parody flicks like Scary Movie or Hot Shots, but was pleasantly surprised
the way it panned out. The story is by-the-numbers cliched stuff, but it
essentially played with a straight face – there are no winks to the
Yet it still works, because even though they don't let on that they know,
you still know that the film-makers are aware how cheesy it all is, and in
fact I think they are gently sending up all those "inspirational" feelgood
movies, without being offensive towards them. This is achieved in part
through Wayans' stand out performance, and the blend of realistic (Payne's
behaviour towards his charges is apparently mirrored in some real drill
instructors) with ridiculous (a 6 year old military cadet??!!) Also, the
director's use of music is inspired – consistently over the top at the
moment (eg "Respect") to heighten the humour.
Standout moments for me were the 'Little Engine Who Could' scene and
"vision" whilst waiting at the station. Already I would like to get a
of this movie as there were many many quotable one liners I would like to
see again – as I said, it has the makings of a cult classic. I would
recommend it unreservedly to someone if I knew they liked this kind of
humour; to everyone else… 10 minutes is the cut off point!
I should just add that although I was in the R.A.F cadets at school, and
have a brother in the British army (a Major, no less!!!) I have not been
through the 'boot camp experience', yet still found the movie to be very
funny. Bottom line though, I can see it's not for everyone, so use your
8/10 for me
? /10 for you