Stan Helsing

March 25th, 2010







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Plot
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ...

Release Year: 2009

Rating: 3.5/10 (4,942 voted)

Director: Bo Zenga

Stars: Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson

Storyline
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.

Cast:
Steve Howey - Stan Helsing
Diora Baird - Nadine
Kenan Thompson - Teddy
Desi Lydic - Mia
Leslie Nielsen - Kay
Kit Zenga - Orphan
Darren Moore - Crazy
Twan Holliday - Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton - Fweddy
Travis MacDonald - Hitcher
Lee Tichon - Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger - Mason
Charles Zuckermann - Needlehead
Jeff Gulka - Lucky
Chad Krowchuk - Sully

Taglines: The most feared monsters in cinematic have met their match.



Details

Official Website: Official site |

Release Date: 25 March 2010

Filming Locations: Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

Gross: €806,509 (Italy) (4 September 2011)



Technical Specs

Runtime:  | USA: (edited version)



Did You Know?

Trivia:
Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason, while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.

Goofs:
Continuity: When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked.

Quotes:
Stan Helsing: [picking up a ringing phone] Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
[pause]
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
[pause]
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, Grandma.



User Review

Oh my God......

Rating: 1/10

I think these guys don't even try anymore to make not a funny one, but even watchable movie anymore....

There is no need of spoilers or taking even a deeper look at this ''movie''. There is no plot not script no acting, nothing really present that this would qualify this as an actual movie.

When i sat down to see this movie i knew about what i was going to see. A cheap laugh. But as i realized i noticed that a actually barely smiled during the movie. I spend most of my time looking at my watch wandering when the movie is going to end. Anyway...

One hint to the producers...

STOP MAKING THIS TRASH ANYMORE. I am not an American, but i would personally be very offended if this kind of movies are supposed to reflect the cultural level of young American people.









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