Birdemic: Shock and Terror

January 3rd, 2010







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Plot
A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died. It's not known what caused the flying menace to attack. Two people managed to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?

Release Year: 2010

Rating: 2.0/10 (2,262 voted)

Director: James Nguyen

Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Tippi Hedren

Storyline
A platoon of eagle & vultures attack the residence of a small town. Many people died. It's not known what caused the flying menace to attack. Two people managed to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?

Cast:
Alan Bagh - Rod
Whitney Moore - Nathalie
Tippi Hedren - Julie McNeal (archive footage)
Rick Camp - Dr. Jones
Patsy van Ettinger - Nat's Mom (as Patsy vanEttinger)
Colton Osborne - Tony
Damien Carter - Nightclub Singer
Danny Webber - Rick
Catherine Batcha - Becky
Laura Cassidy - TV Anchor
Janae Caster - Susan
James Z. Feng - Executive John Lee
Stephen Gustavson - Tree Hugger
Milan Lee - Solar Salesman
Steve McMoy - Robert Perkins

Taglines: Who will survive? (DVD)



Details

Official Website: Official site |

Release Date: 3 Jan 2010

Filming Locations: Cameron's Restaurant and Inn - 1410 Cabrillo Highway South, Half Moon Bay, California, USA

Box Office Details

Budget: $10,000 (estimated)



Technical Specs

Runtime: USA:



Did You Know?

Trivia:
When this film was rejected from the Sundance Film Festival, James Nguyen promoted his film by putting banners, fake blood, and fake birds all over his van. He would drive around to advertise until it caught the attention of Severin Films, which then distributed this film.

Quotes:
Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.



User Review

The worst film made by anyone, ever, at anytime

Rating: 1/10

There are no words that come to mind after seeing this film. Travesty, horrific, absurd, ridiculous, and mind-numbingly stupid all come to mind but none of 'em quite describe just how awful this "film" really is. To see where everyone went wrong, let's break it down!

1. It takes 45 minutes until the actual plot begins to develop. By this time, the majority of viewers have fallen asleep or have taken their own lives.

2. The actor who plays Rod, Alan Bagh. He makes me miss Nicholas Cage. NO NOT THE BEES!!! AHHHH!!!

3. The birds. What do they do exactly? Nothing. The birds come down and fly directly in front of the victims face. Then they die for reasons only criminally insane director James Nguyen knows. God help us.

4. Read my parental advisory

5. "Hey I thought I told you to stand back. These birds are contaminated"

6. What is wrong with Rod's friend? And why can't he get a good looking girlfriend?

7. The dialogue. It's like watching a poorly translated foreign film. "I like you and because you are pretty to me" "I thank you this words they make me happy" "Yaaaaaayyy..."

8. This quote: "Why would birds do something like that? Why would they just attack" "......I don't know"

-------The good?

1. Thank god for Whitney Moore in lingerie. The only believable thing about this movie was that she got a job at Victoria's Secret.

And that's my review. Go see it. I guarantee you will never see a worse film.









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